me and my thighs

I have a trainer now.

He tells me what exercises to do, and how many calories I should eat, so that I can be not fat when I stand up in my cousins wedding this coming July.

When I first met with him, I told him I didn't want to get too skinny. I don't think that it was necessary for me to say that, since I am pretty sure that I will never get too skinny. I don't think I'm capable of thinness.

I was watching tv and, I can't remember what the show or film was, but there were two women, and one woman told the other "Just remember, nothing tastes as good as thin feels."

LIES!

Clearly, that woman knew nothing about food. There are plenty of things that taste better than the feeling of thinness. Milk Caramel Digestives for one, Black Forest Bacon, Risotto...Molten Chocolate Cakes...those little things are better than...well, better than a lot of things. Most definitely better than thinness.